May is shaping up to be one of those agonizingly tight months, so the weekend grilling dollar needs to be stretched a little further than usual. On hold, for the time being,
are the days when I could go to a seafood shop and drop big scratch on Grouper and Oysters (I did, however, find a place online that ships Maryland Blue Crabs live to your front door for $200+. I did promise Ms. Pedro that we'd get a bushel this summer and throw a steampot over the coals. Stay tuned for that.).
So, once again, I'm cruising up and down the meat aisle at the
Goose (praise her name) and fighting myself over what to get. I could get a nice porterhouse but that will put me way over the $20 budget I set for the night. Ditto those little lamb chops that I love. I picked up each item, started to walk away, and put it back after a second of mathematical thought. Then I passed the chicken, picked it up, past the steaks, picked them up, then put them back down. If they'd have had a hidden camera on me it would have been great for the late night comics. Back and forth up and down, put it back pick it up.
I finally decided to go to an old chicken recipe that has served me well in the past. I already had the swiss in the fridge back home, so that's one ingredient for my Bacon Swiss Ranch Chicken. Also, I have plenty of Deans Ranch Dip at home, that's another. Seven bucks worth of boneless skinless chicken breasts go a long way (one package) for this recipe, enough so that I can have a leftover half of a cold one for breakfast with coffee in the morning. Grabbed a baking potato and a fresh tub of Deans French Onion dip (use instead of sour cream on the baked potato). All in, came to $20 and some change.
That $20 included two other items of interest. First is Boars Head packaged bacon, half pound. Goose's best bacon deal at just over $3 a package. Second addition to the basket was a package of
King's Hawaiian sandwich rolls. These things are starting to catch fire all over the country, with even fast food chains now offering sandwiches featuring their sweet taste. Lately, whether its a burger or a sandwich of some kind, I've replaced traditional buns with Kings Hawaiian and its hard to go back.
The prep starts with the cast iron griddle coming up over a large chimney of
Kingsford Competition. I'd spent the last week grilling with a knock off brand of charcoal and just wasn't getting the results I wanted. The smell reaked of chemicals, the burn was inconsistent. That's it, I'll pay the extra couple of bucks and get a Bronze Bag.
Next, sizzle the bacon on the cast iron griddle, being sure to crisp up without burning. Take the bacon off, lay between two layers of paper towel, wrap in foil and set aside.
The fireworks come next when we slowly pour the residual bacon fat over the coals. KIDS: do not do this at home. Its a bonfire. A lot of cooks like to save the fat, I just dispose of it and give the coals an extra kick. Slowly and carefully dab the excess residual fat off with a couple layers of paper towel.
Next I take the whole breasts, two of them in the package, cut the in half at the sternum, and toss out the middle piece. Tenderize with a mallet until about 1/3 inch in with, evenly. Season generously with Spicehouse's
Gateway To The North Maple Seasoning.

Pam up the grill over direct heat and throw them down, about two minutes a side. At this point I've slid the cast iron griddle back to indirect heat, the grill temp running around 400 pretty consistently, so the griddle is pretty happy at this point. I toss the seared breasts onto the griddle, which still has residual bacon flavor as an added bonus. Optional: use a Charcoal Companion press (pictured: $8 at HomeGoods) to press the meat evenly on the griddle... everytime I do I get an even, restaurant-quality cook.
At this point, the bacon has cooled and crisped considerably. Lay it evenly on the breast halves, which should be about 90% done at this point. The final touch, lay good swiss cheese evenly over each piece, and lay your buns on the far end of the grill grate, far away from the hot coals as possible. You may need to push your griddle a little close to the direct side to make room, but that's ok. Just keep the chicken at the far end of the griddle, a ways from the now slowly dying coals. Close the lid, close the flues about half way, and wait for about another ten minutes.
Once the food comes off the grill, slather some of the ranch dip on either side of the King's Hawaiian rolls and place the chicken/bacon/cheese stack onto the toasted roll. Great yield, GREAT flavor, even as cold leftovers.
Enjoy!
Jeff H.